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Just a Lil' Fun!
A Few Pics to Get You Started!
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Only
in China
(Swimming Pool) |
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Only
in Hawaii |
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Only
in India |
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Only
in Mexico |
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Only
in Texas |
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And Finally...
Only in
America
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STRANGE
FACT |
Doctors:
1. The number of doctors in Canada is 700,000
2. Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000
3. Accidental deaths per physician is 17.14%
Statistics
courtesy of the Canadian Dept of Health & Human
Services
Guns:
1.
The number of guns owned in Canada is 80,000,000
2. The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is
1,500
3. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.001875%
Statistics courtesy of the RCMP
So
statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous
than
gun owners.
Remember,
guns don't kill people, doctors do.
FACT:
NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT
LEAST ONE DOCTOR.
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors
before this gets completely out of hand!!! Out of concern for the public
at large, I have withheld statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would
cause people to panic and seek medical attention.
Then
we would be in real trouble!!!
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A man died and went to
heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he
saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are
all the clocks?"St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has
a Lie-Clock.Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.""Oh,"
said the man, "whose clock is that one?"
"That's Mother Teresa's.
The hands have never moved, indicating that she's never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man, "and whose clock is that
one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's
Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that
old Abe only told two lies in his entire life.
"Where's Paul Martin's
or Jean Chrétien's clock?" asked the man."They're
in Jesus' office. He's using them as ceiling fans."
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REALLY
STUPID QUOTES |
| "I
would like to live forever, because we should not live forever, because
if we were ever supposed to live forever, then we would live forever,
but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
-- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest
"Smoking
kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-- Brook
Shields
"After
finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school
board is pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the
post." -- Philip Streifer, Superintendent
of Schools, Barrington, Rhode Island
"I've
always thought that under populated countries in Africa are vastly underpopulated."
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of
the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third
World countries
"I
haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."
-- David
Dinkins, mayor of New York City
"I've
never had major knee surgery on any part of my body." -- Winston
Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
"Outside
of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the
country." -- Marion
Barry, Mayor of Washington, D.C.
"The
Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history -- this century's
history--We all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
-- Dan
Quayle
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